A town located in Oakland County. It is small, but mighty. It is also home to the prestigious Milford High School, home of the Mavericks. It is also inconveniently and stupidly located in the neighboring town Highland. It has students ranging from badass theater people to motherfucking Jocks. On the other side of town includes Central Park, where kids play on swings by day and innocent and stupid girls get raped and shot there by night. After school and on weekends, kids enjoy aimlessly walking downtown with no money and do absolutely nothing of value. That side of town is home to Muir Middle School, where 6th graders get more short and annoying by year, where 7th grade girls become sluts before your eyes, and where 8th graders become full of themselves and cause drama, then get laughed at the year after. It also contains Milford Cinema, where the voicemail is ridiculously and unecessarily long. During the summer, thousands of people gather for the annual Milford Memories festival, where adults can listen to crappy music and get drunk in the beer tent, and teenagers come to hang with people they barely talk to and get innapropriate Henna tattoos that they attempt to hide from their parents, until they blow their cover, get grounded, sneak out in the middle of the night, and go fornicate in the woods of Central Park.
by I am Batwoman. Chyeah. December 31, 2010
Get the Milford Michigan mug.A place where the majority of NMHS grads who pursue higher education live at home with their parents and commute to WestConn.
A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.
The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.
If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.
Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.
New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).
New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).
High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).
McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).
Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.
Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).
New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.
The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.
If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.
Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.
New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).
New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).
High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).
McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).
Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.
Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).
New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
(Host of party in Danbury): "yo man, where you from?"
(New Milford resident): "New Milford"
(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
(New Milford resident): "New Milford"
(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
by Mr. Deeds November 6, 2008
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Get the Milford High School mug.A city located in Connecticut in New Haven County. People here think they're Sh*t doesn't stink because they can afford to live here. Milford is now named in the top 100 most expensice towns in Connecticut to live in.
Milford was currently named in the Top 10 cities in the USA for teens to grow up in. Too bad this is the most drug worthy town you'll ever visit.
If you can move past the pre-pubescent drug abusers, the town is pretty cool. We have:
-Two Taco Bell's
-Three McDonalds
-Westfield Shoppintown Mall measured as just over .5 mile long due to renovations
-An in-mall theatre
-Wanda's Sugar Shack
-Two public high schools and Milford Alternative Education which had recently been name-changed to Milford Academy.
-Devon, Woodmont, and the Green also known as DownTown. These are the bouroughs of Milford.
-Wal*Mart, K*Mart, Ocean State Job Lot and a GoodWill.
-Several Psychics
-Twenty Three nail salons.
-Shoprite, Stop and Shop, and Xpect Discounts.
Nicknames for this town are:
-M.I.L.Ford
-Milfuckk
-Pillford
-M-town
-M-city
Milford was currently named in the Top 10 cities in the USA for teens to grow up in. Too bad this is the most drug worthy town you'll ever visit.
If you can move past the pre-pubescent drug abusers, the town is pretty cool. We have:
-Two Taco Bell's
-Three McDonalds
-Westfield Shoppintown Mall measured as just over .5 mile long due to renovations
-An in-mall theatre
-Wanda's Sugar Shack
-Two public high schools and Milford Alternative Education which had recently been name-changed to Milford Academy.
-Devon, Woodmont, and the Green also known as DownTown. These are the bouroughs of Milford.
-Wal*Mart, K*Mart, Ocean State Job Lot and a GoodWill.
-Several Psychics
-Twenty Three nail salons.
-Shoprite, Stop and Shop, and Xpect Discounts.
Nicknames for this town are:
-M.I.L.Ford
-Milfuckk
-Pillford
-M-town
-M-city
by Rebel Rav3r May 27, 2009
Get the Milford mug.A fairly large town in eastern/central massachusetts. With a population of around 25,000 people. Like an hour from Boston and the Cape right on 495. Route 16 goes right down the middle of town. Founded in like 1780
When the Italian or Sicilian Mafia came over to the US it based in 3 major places or cities, Boston Ma, Providence Ri and yes Milford Ma. The Mafia came over and started in those three cities or towns and then spread out all over the eastern seaboard. Jhonny Jacks is really Mafia and was prob full of people in the mafia just like the Italian Vets now.
It's got a ghetto in the center of town full of boarder jumpers and smelly short people for South America I think that are all like 4 ft tall, all look the same, all have like 5 kids and all drive around in white unmarked vans with ladders on top so they can reach the counter at kmart.
Also full of tons of Italians and guidos that all pretty much run the town and if your last name ends in a vowel you pretty much are set in the town and everyone else will love you. Unlike me and my family
Baseballs the thing in the town, its really good and we have a legion team which is coached by Mr Macchi who is really hairy and is super bipolar. Not as hairy as Mrs S. though and as stated in the other definition she should be a man.
Most people in the town are white and live in normal houses and everyone plays sports and it's a really nice town to live in and thats why all the other towns are jelous of us.
When the Italian or Sicilian Mafia came over to the US it based in 3 major places or cities, Boston Ma, Providence Ri and yes Milford Ma. The Mafia came over and started in those three cities or towns and then spread out all over the eastern seaboard. Jhonny Jacks is really Mafia and was prob full of people in the mafia just like the Italian Vets now.
It's got a ghetto in the center of town full of boarder jumpers and smelly short people for South America I think that are all like 4 ft tall, all look the same, all have like 5 kids and all drive around in white unmarked vans with ladders on top so they can reach the counter at kmart.
Also full of tons of Italians and guidos that all pretty much run the town and if your last name ends in a vowel you pretty much are set in the town and everyone else will love you. Unlike me and my family
Baseballs the thing in the town, its really good and we have a legion team which is coached by Mr Macchi who is really hairy and is super bipolar. Not as hairy as Mrs S. though and as stated in the other definition she should be a man.
Most people in the town are white and live in normal houses and everyone plays sports and it's a really nice town to live in and thats why all the other towns are jelous of us.
Milford Ma is a really awesome town.
Milford Ma has alot of Italians.
Milford Ma is not one hige ghetto like people think.
Milford Ma is really mafia.
Milford Ma is the town you wish you lived in.
Milford Ma has alot of Italians.
Milford Ma is not one hige ghetto like people think.
Milford Ma is really mafia.
Milford Ma is the town you wish you lived in.
by Milford is better June 30, 2011
Get the Milford Ma mug.Milford High School, is an average sized high school in southern Ohio on the outskirts of Cincinnati, in a small town called Milford, Ohio.
Milford High School is notorious for FBI agents working as spies to pick out drug dealers, computer hacking, drug searches, and crooks.
Milford High School staff, administration, and board of education will do anything at all possible to get more money, and crook everyone out of their rightfully earned money.
After a few failed bond issues, and a few failed levies, Milford has finally passed one, and needless to say, it's predicted that that money will somehow 'disappear' or be misused as well.
Some students even report unknown happenings with their lunch account money. While this could be an instance of the supernatural, it's more likely an instance of the Milford crooks.
Somehow teachers hate Milford as well, and sometimes, when the moon there is a full moon, teachers will admit their anguish for Milford High School.
Teachers may sound like friends, but do not be misguided! Teachers find a way to make every lesson plan biased, unbelievable, or failed to be backed up by any real facts.
Also, some teachers are famous for teaching Christian values, evolution from a Christian's standpoint, and express opinions about which presidential candidate they voted for. Church and state?
What's that?
And don't forget wardrobe malfunctions.
Somehow, teachers dresses come untied in class, or get stuck in their pantyhose, or use obscenities and throw things.
The secret thought of all Milford Staff includes the fear of Health inspectors.
After all, we would not want our great Milford High School to be closed down because we have termites, roaches, and drink and consume food in areas banned by the health department!
Milford High School is notorious for FBI agents working as spies to pick out drug dealers, computer hacking, drug searches, and crooks.
Milford High School staff, administration, and board of education will do anything at all possible to get more money, and crook everyone out of their rightfully earned money.
After a few failed bond issues, and a few failed levies, Milford has finally passed one, and needless to say, it's predicted that that money will somehow 'disappear' or be misused as well.
Some students even report unknown happenings with their lunch account money. While this could be an instance of the supernatural, it's more likely an instance of the Milford crooks.
Somehow teachers hate Milford as well, and sometimes, when the moon there is a full moon, teachers will admit their anguish for Milford High School.
Teachers may sound like friends, but do not be misguided! Teachers find a way to make every lesson plan biased, unbelievable, or failed to be backed up by any real facts.
Also, some teachers are famous for teaching Christian values, evolution from a Christian's standpoint, and express opinions about which presidential candidate they voted for. Church and state?
What's that?
And don't forget wardrobe malfunctions.
Somehow, teachers dresses come untied in class, or get stuck in their pantyhose, or use obscenities and throw things.
The secret thought of all Milford Staff includes the fear of Health inspectors.
After all, we would not want our great Milford High School to be closed down because we have termites, roaches, and drink and consume food in areas banned by the health department!
Remember kids, when the health inspector comes in, Milford High School doesn't have roaches, termites, rats, rat poisoning laying around, asbestos, or land mines laying around!
-Teacher
Student:But my lunch account had 25 dollars yesterday!
Lunch admin: THATS NOT TRUE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW! I'M A LUNCH LADY, YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE 2 CENTS LEFT, PAY UP!
-Teacher
Student:But my lunch account had 25 dollars yesterday!
Lunch admin: THATS NOT TRUE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW! I'M A LUNCH LADY, YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE 2 CENTS LEFT, PAY UP!
by lololfuckyouagainx April 30, 2009
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