Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf

Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.

I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.

by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021

National Milf Gillies Day

august 15th is the day where we celebrate Liz gillies for being a milf!

hey guys, it’s national milf gillies day today! let’s all go tweet Liz gillies about how much we love her milfyness

by lizgilliesisamilf July 30, 2021

milfn

Mother I'd Like to Fuck, NOT!

In the spirit of the "Not" jokes that have recently resurfaced in "Borat", a MILFN is a less than hot ass mom of a friend's that you really don't want to do.

Did you see Peter's mom?

You mean the one over there?

Yeah, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. She's a total MILFN!

by Peter Peter January 17, 2008

milfnips

The nipples found on a milf.

Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.

Wow, did you see the milfnips on Estelle! The air-con must have been set to Arctic-blast in her MPV on the school run today.

by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005

Milfnap

Usually used by milf hunters when they are about to kidnap, because it's not a kid.
Ps : don't ask me why i know this shit.

Milfhunter 1 : hehe boi, it's bouta go down.
Milfhunter 2 : oh no no no, are we milfnapping that hoe?

by SinOfWrath5 November 13, 2020

milfness

the term used when a mother shows how hot they are. Originates from the word 'milf' used to describe a mum who is good looking

oi john, your mum has some proper milfness going on today

by paigetheladbrown March 16, 2016