misinput

Something you need to calm down about

It was a misinput! Misinput! cALM DOWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

by Big pog man May 25, 2021

Missing someone

Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.

someone: How’s it going since he passed away?
me: It feels like I’m missing someone from my life.

by missing my pup November 12, 2018

missing link media

"Missing link" media refers to the second tier of established, so-called "mainstream" media, only one rung below the corporatized "legacy" media. They are generally accepted by the mainstream as credible sources but they have considerably less financial power than the top rung legacy media.

The missing link media will be the first to suffer from competition from by citizen journalism and alternative media sources on social media websites. They will either be absorbed into their legacy media counterparts or will fold under the strain.

by burbankstorylady October 19, 2018

fear of missing out

Also known as "fomo". The fear that if you miss a party or event you will miss out on something great
Even though he was exhausted, John's fomo got the best of him and he went to the party.

Even though he was exhausted, John's fear of missing out got the best of him and he went to the party.

by wyldx September 21, 2015

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

Missing You

no matter what turns life takes, no matter how much time has passed, missing someone doesn't change anything. It's a statement with no expectation. Nothing else. Just know you are loved.

When all is silent, I'm Missing You

by #whileyoucan May 1, 2015

Missing Left Slop

Def ;The slop that doesn't go on the right foot, however it does fit the left foot like a glove , but for your foot

Description ; A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from

mean old thorns
Value ; Extremely valuable if you have weak ass feet (a true beach Pc never wears Slops)
Use ; can be used as a slapping devise for those people who just don't know the value of a box of "eet-sum-mor" biscuits

This is really important , My slop has gone missing if you should see It ( It- Because this is 2019 there is no Gender)

please pick It up and look after It , It likes any chocolate cereal or anything with sugar , if you don't want to give something to your kids because the food has too much sugar in It, give that to my missing Left Slop , my Left Slop also hates Sticky Chicken with a passion (salad Sandwich with Mayo over that shit).
It loves long walks on the beach and a good old romantic movie will get you to second base (so from A to B )
Please It is Black and It has a grey strap,

now that I don't have my left slop, i feel incomplete ,also I stood on a thorn ( sad face)

looking for my Missing Left Slop

Me : If anyone sees a Missing Left Slop that is black with a Grey strap and the brand is Lizzard please keep it for me it's mine. It should either be in Skyline, lost property or L2 but it is definitely not in Plett or in Cape Town , the Lizzard Shop has a few slops but none that match, it is also not in Gate Way Mall. With my Slop missing i am forced to do a HandStand until i get it back.

The Internet : Hey Georgie do you want my left Slop?

A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from mean old thorns

by nogarDregniG January 3, 2019