Midnight Snack

when you consume a hunny bun out of a girls pussy in the middle of the night.

Hey man i just got a Midnight Snack from sydney last night.

by Big z the beast January 15, 2011

midnight snack

when a person passes out, shits themselves, rolls around in it and eats it while sleeping

Billy had a midnight snack after getting drunk last night.

by Mr. Ambassador December 17, 2004

Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.

Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight

by Munson G. September 12, 2022

Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late

Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.

by Annah11 July 18, 2023

midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

midnight snack-whack

Jerking off in the middle of the night.

Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Midnight Snack Sex

Casual sex. Occurs when you're tired, and ready to got to bed, but first you want a little something warm in you. Non-discriminatory, as long as it doesn't have mold on it and the expiration date is good you are will take it.

NOTE: Not to be confused with dinner sex. Something that's planned and prepared for, and you have to pay a little money for.

It didn't mean anything because it was just midnight snack sex.

by Dr. Albert Swanson December 4, 2009