Midnight Snack

A sex act in which a man awakens a woman at midnight, only to surprise her by ejaculating all over her face.

My girl looked like she could use some extra protein so I blasted that bitch with that Midnight Snack.

by jMeech May 13, 2018

Midnight Snack

This occurs when your spouse wakes you up from sleeping, and you become their midnight snack. ;)

Dan, Midnight Snack

by Shavetherainbow July 12, 2012

Midnight Snack

when you consume a hunny bun out of a girls pussy in the middle of the night.

Hey man i just got a Midnight Snack from sydney last night.

by Big z the beast January 15, 2011

midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

midnight snack-whack

Jerking off in the middle of the night.

Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Midnight Snack Sex

Casual sex. Occurs when you're tired, and ready to got to bed, but first you want a little something warm in you. Non-discriminatory, as long as it doesn't have mold on it and the expiration date is good you are will take it.

NOTE: Not to be confused with dinner sex. Something that's planned and prepared for, and you have to pay a little money for.

It didn't mean anything because it was just midnight snack sex.

by Dr. Albert Swanson December 4, 2009

Midnight Snack Pack

The act of licking peanut butter off ones genitals late at night. When used during the day this act is referred to as just a Snack Pack

Sorry I slept in I was with my girl lastnight and was craving a Midnight Snack Pack. I was up for hours!

by Vanessa Starr August 11, 2010