driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

mich-take

a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.

person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan

person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take

by simo708hayha August 04, 2013

mich man

down bad for a les

cay: i am lesbian
mich man: jokes on you im into that shit

by mich man June 21, 2021

fick mich

Fick Mich is a German Word, also known as fuck me can be used in a bunch of ways.

Fick mich Jerry is one example of fick mich
Fick mich wrong hole

fick michoh shitt

by Lenny dude April 01, 2018

Iron River, Mich

Small town where everyone knows you and your business.

Hey want to go to Iron River, Mich? No way dont want everyone knowing me.

by MiBunny July 12, 2008

Mich

A mistype of “much” commonly used between a lovey-dovey couple trying to be cute in text messages. Imagine lips pressed together making a squishing noise as it’s said.

I love you so mich!

by cottenio February 08, 2020

du kannst mich mal

German slang: "You can lick my arse". The swear was allegedly invented by Goethe.

Du, Arschloch -- du kannst mich mal!

by PippaS. May 09, 2006