michiganary style

A quiet blow job given in lieu of a loud fuck on a squeaky guest bed when visiting one’s family in Michigan.

Geof and Heather did it Michiganary Style when they went to Spring Lake for Thanksgiving.

by ShortSmartSassySweet December 28, 2022

Michigander

- Likes to eat Deer Sausage, Deer Burgers and Deer Chili.
- Needs to have a Michigan bar in every state since nobody likes them.
- Is bizarrley passionate about Coke VS Pepsi and Pop VS Soda.
- Love to ridicule the Upper Peninsula, even though to the rest of the USA the U.P. is know as a great place and the rest of Michigan sucks.
- So narrow minded that they think all of America watches hickass Big Ten Sports.
- Has an accent that sounds Ontario Canadian but likes to make fun of the Canadian Accent.

Michigander :OOooo yooouu knoooowww, yoooouuu Canajuns says Aboot. What aboot that, Huuuuuhhhhhh

by Dartmouth729 August 2, 2010

michigangster

Residents of Michigan Michiganders also formerly called Michiganians.

Michigangsters are strong; we will survive the zombie apocalypse of 2020!

by Queenmimihendog March 27, 2020

Michigander Jack o lantern

A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.

I love making Michigander jack o lantern with my friends

by LittleKettleChipKid September 12, 2022

Michigander Cupping

The act of getting a male, grabbing him by his anus. Ripping it open, then lubricating it. putting a Stanley cup inside of it. Then you take it out so it’s loose, put plaster inside of the rectum. And then flipping him upside down, hanging him by his penis by fishing line. And then eating a bowl of cereal out of his plastered over asshole.

Pastor Allen: yo yo yo! Wanna go and pull a Michigander cupping on that girl over there?

Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!

by Qennyy May 14, 2024

Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025