Michael Bolton 

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.

Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!

Michael Bolton by cr0nky August 31, 2007

michael bolton 

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.

One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".

michael bolton by Clayton Coffelt April 7, 2008

Michael Bolton 

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.

I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.

Michael Bolton by Harry Weininger May 13, 2005

michael bolton 

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.

Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.

michael bolton by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006

Michael Bolton 

To quit easily due to fear.

Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.

Michael Bolton by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018

Michael Bolton 

Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.

"Where's the other lad gone?!"
"Think he's after Michael Bolton."

Michael Bolton by Pickerring January 8, 2008

Michael Bolton 

The second coming of Christ

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

Bolton "

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019