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Metropath

A psycopath who cares about his appearance and lives in a Metropolitan area.
The character 'Deeping'
from the novel 'Metropath' on www.authonomy.com
by Oddwards March 25, 2009
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matronation

Matronation is a state of ignoring reality while arguing and fighting over trivial things. A person in a state of matronation is usually a troll or an Internet nag.
She would never discuss the topic at hand, all she wanted to do is argue, her matronation makes everyone sick.
by TIZReporter October 16, 2005
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metronatural

Official slogan of Seattle. According to Seattle's Convention and Visitors Bureau who spent 16 months and $200,000 developing the word, it's meant to evoke the urbanity of Seattle proper with the beautiful natural surroundings of the city and encourage people to do business at the Washington Convention and Trade Center.
Seattle is metronatural.
by Eric Haddock November 6, 2008
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Metrofartsy

describes a person who is caught somewhere between metrosexual and artsy-fartsy.

for our purposes here, a metrosexual is a heterosexual male who is stylish, fashionable, trendy, well-groomed, and cultured. to be metrosexual, you are not required to be involved in art beyond a general awareness which would allow you to converse semi-intelligently about art while you wait in line at starbucks. artsy-fartsy describes a person that is so into art that they are weird and almost nerdy and maybe vegan and probably wearing at least one very colorful article of clothing which they made themselves. they try too hard to be an artistic genius, which ends up making them extremely difficult to comprehend.

obviously, the metrofartsy person contains some, but not all, of the combined characteristics of the metrosexual and the artsy-fartsy. the metrofartsy person is usually confused about their own identity and "their place in this world". as a result, they can't decide which subculture they should try to fit in with, so they mix two of them together.
"Yesterday, Shawn and I were uptown, shopping for shoes, and all of a sudden he invited me to some poetry reading that he's doing in a bookstore by the beach."
"Yeah? Weird. He has been acting really metrofartsy lately.
by The Pep April 2, 2009
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Metrosaurus

An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.
if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...
by Karl Lucien September 16, 2007
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Mecronaut

A person, or creature, that feasts on pregnant women only for their unborn fetuses. They tend to be born out of women just like regular babies, but mental illness drives them to have a lust for unborn fetuses.
"Don't go outside honey, it's dark. Your pregnant so you MUST watch out for those Mecronauts!"

"Yes honey"
by Santarvio December 30, 2011
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retronaut

I'm not a hipster, I'm a retronaut. It's more underground this way.
by bjornmuir June 12, 2011
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