Metrodoomed

A sudden failure of something that you would never expect to fail. Taken from the Metrodome collaspe.

Guy 1: My toaster just exploded yesterday.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I don't know it wasn't even on. I guess it was Metrodoomed.

by Camp1112 December 13, 2010

Metrodomed

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.

1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.

by jmuraz December 18, 2010

metrobell

This term unites the connotation of your typical metropolitan person (who for example talks inanely about mortgages, his "career", the latest iPhone/MacBook Pro/etc, how oppressed Africa is, how 'vibrant' high crime areas are or how the NHS has pretty much saved the world and "doesn't even cost that much"), with the blunt, directness of calling some one after the glans penis or in laymans terms - "bellend".

Nothing to do with Paris' underground railway network.

EXAMPLE 1: "I can't do this any more. I want to stick this shoreditch starbucks apricot frappacino straw in my eye. I'm just completely surrounded by metrobells".

EXAMPLE 2:
"I used to be bullied at school because I believed in fair taxation. Do you know what they called me? A massive metrobell".

by NativeCitydweller August 30, 2012

geo metrosexual

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

metrosexual

When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

by a humble sage January 7, 2010

Metrogeek

Noun - A geek that has a strong concern for their appearance while still embracing their geeky nature.

"She is such a metrogeek wearing her replica video game necklace with that skirt."

by Blaksen December 7, 2009