metric shit-ton

a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload

Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.

by bballbro222 March 13, 2011

A Metric Frig Ton

A unit of measurement, exclusive to Prince Edward Island Canada.

The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.

by Tattooed Artist August 06, 2014

metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.

Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?

by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017

metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres

by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.

there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome

by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 26, 2010

Metric ass ton

A lot. A shit-load of something.

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.

by notactuallyme May 02, 2009

Metric Fuck-Ton

A whole lot of something.

Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.

by Ozzwepay March 11, 2011