Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Methane Madness

The belief that your own farts smell good and also categorizing them according to their smell.

For example, Methane Madness is categorized into five types of farts.

Category 1-Train Smoke
Category2-Sewer Stench
Category3-Orange Blossom Special
Category 4-Acid Burn
Category 5-Soft Serve (aka wet fart)

by Helsinkismashrod November 9, 2009

Methane Exchange

When you are eating a girls ass out and she farts in your mouth. You then hold the fart in your mouth and pass it from your mouth to hers.

"Man last night this chick and I were fucking, but she farted in my mouth when I ate her ass out"
"Did you swallow it?"
"Nah, man I just did a methane exchange and gave it back to her."
"Nice, dude"

by Casual Rapist May 24, 2013

Methane breath Mint

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.

Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.

by gimpfeet April 1, 2009

Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.

John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.

by Lollyhead April 20, 2023

Methane Huffer

The term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. These stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group sex activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the anus's of their male counterparts.

"Yah Johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your ass"

or

"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'

by river jameser January 4, 2011

methane breather

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion

The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion

by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013