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methamphetamine

by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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methamphetically speaking

when someone you know is high and talking way too much and going on and on. you chime in and add to the story and then add " methamphetically speaking that is "
by TTLB September 10, 2007
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methaphrenia

Johnathan: Yo Rusty! You seen Jimmy the Junky Pimp around?!? Need to get my rocks!

Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.
by Scout was fat. January 24, 2017
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Methamatics

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.
Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.
by LJLD January 24, 2011
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methamfagamine

The tendency for previously straight males to start playing for the other team after picking up a meth habit.
"I didn't know (tweeker) is into dudes now!"

"Yeah, you gotta watch out for that methamfagamine."
by Kaylee123 June 14, 2008
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Methaphor

When one consumes so much meth they proceed to take any two random and unrelated events, scenarios, theories, etc., then proceed to analyze them so deeply that they prove to be perfectly congruent such that it actually validates their preposterous claim
“I scored some fire shard and spend the last 7 days creating 17,456 methaphors out of complete nonsense and inadvertently discovered the meaning of life. Rail this line and let me explain...”
by Bigg Wes April 19, 2018
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methamorphosis

The profound change in from from Hottie to crackwhore. The effects of meth use creates both the physical and mental changes in a person so as they transform from a hot piece of ass to a very undesirable crackwhore. The process once hooked on meth should only take a couple months.
That hot piece of ass you used to fuck took too much meth and suffered a methamorphosis into a crack whore.
by woodynbk April 7, 2008
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