by Definite Article March 11, 2009
Get the metaphysical turduckenmug. A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.
Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.
You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.
You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.
by Snidget September 9, 2019
Get the Metaphysically Smolmug. In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.
by spline December 25, 2007
Get the metaphysical naturalismmug. Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.
by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008
Get the Metaphysical graffitimug. You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"
by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011
Get the Metaphysical Mookiemug. Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 26, 2013
Get the metaphysical dockmug. When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019
Get the metaphysical masturbationmug.