metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Metaphysically Smol

A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.

Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.

You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.

by Snidget September 9, 2019

metaphysical naturalism

The philosophy that nature is all that exists.

In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.

by spline December 25, 2007

Metaphysical graffiti

Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.

Jason shouted out some metaphysical graffiti today at the coffee shop.

by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013

Metaphysical Mookie

A person who is way out on holistic, mystical, occult, alien stuff. Over the edge in Mysticism.

You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"

by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011

Metaphysical attitude

The common personality shared by many divine / mythical spirits and incarnated divinities / mythical beings, (based on their collective spirit conscience).

(e.g: The incarnated deity said that they are annoyed with how people spread rumours about them in mythology and the mortal complimented their metaphysical attitude (ie. godly conscience).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 22, 2023