metalmuffin

A metalmuffin is a vagina that has so many piercings that when you go down on her it's like eating a muffin and finding chocolate chips.

Diana's metalmuffin often caused problems with airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.

by metalmuffin November 2, 2015

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Metamorf

To transition into something else and beautiful with pain or other sorts of distress involved. Used relating to. a rock formed by the conversion of other rocks under high pressure and at high temperature.

"Duuuude that catarpillar just metamorfed into a butterfly"
"I'll metamorf you... it's gonna be painful though"

by dandan swane June 5, 2019

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MetalMum

CEO of all Metal creatures and leader of the Metal cult. Also the reason that snakes will not be added to the roblox game: Dinosaur Simulator

"Who started the Metal cult?"

"Oh, it was MetalMum"

by Fewtoast May 20, 2021

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metamorfishmish

When two fish eggs of the opposite gender are eaten by their mother. The eggs then hatch and become baby fishes, from there, an incest process occurs. The little boy fish then penetrates his sister, in the butt, with his 3.95 inch fish dick that is 0.01 inches in diameter. If the fish penis is longer than the sister, its hardness will just go through the entire digestive system and out her mouth. From there, the brother fish rotates a full 360 degrees, 6 times. This preps the sister fish for what is coming next. The brother fish suddenly pulls out, swims to the back of the digestive system, and then, at full speed, swims with his dick out and thrusts into his sister. The impact of the dick entering the sister fish imminently puts her in shock. The momentum of the thrust causes the brother fish to die, then the sister fish wakes up and swims out of its mothers anus and lives happily ever after.

Bruh, that fish looks like it just experienced metamorfishmish.

by helislapp November 28, 2022

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