r/MetalMemes

A subreddit with many based elitists. Unfortunately, it is infested with posers as of right now, so there are many Klantera and SSabaton fans who corrupt the sub with cringe tourist memes.

r/MetalMemes poser: STFU, JUST BECAUSE SLIPKNOT ARE POPULAR AND AREN'T A NU-POST-SYMPHONIC-MELODIC-INDUSTRIAL-SLAMMING-BLACKENED-SHITTENED-CUMSOAKED-SHITSTAINED-PROGRESSIVE-BLACK-DEATH-POWER-THRASH-WAR-BESTIAL-PISSBUCKET-RAW-ANALCUMEXPLOSIONCOCKCOREGRIND BAND WITH -100000 LISTENERS THAT RELEASED A DEMO IN 1791 RECORDED ON A DOORKNOB DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT METAL. STOP BEING AN ELITIST GATEKEEPING BASMENT-DWELLING MORBIDLY OBESE DEGENERATE WEEB TRVE KVLT NECKBEARD SCUMBAG. The real posers here are you. Yes, all of you. Especially the mods. Real metal listeners dont' gatekeep, and encourage everyone to listen to the metal that they like. All metal is real metal, and you pussies can't tell people otherwise. Real metal enthusiasts welcome everyone into the community. They don't push out the people who want to join the medium and share their passion with others. You guys do the exact opposite. You attack those who do listen to what you don't like. You push out those who want to come into the metal family and learn about it the music. You gatekeep. You are elitists, the worst type of a fandom. Tl;dr y'all need to have a shower, touch some grass, and get bitches.

Chad based elitist: Poser.

by Based Metal Chad August 23, 2023

metalemechrophelia

a disease where a portion of your brain stops working, causing chronic headaches. change of survival is 5%. my mother had it and died the next day she was diagnosed.

my mom had metalemechrophelia, its not looking too good doc.

by adfqwerqwer March 8, 2011

metameta

second level activity referring to itself or oneself. Referencing self-reference.

I was thinking about my student thinking about thinking. That was metameta.

The metameta nature of my work requires that I review movie reviewers who review movies.

by Profdues November 21, 2020

Metametamorphosis

The metamorphosis from average human being into a pretentious, "meta" prick

"Jack's metametamorphosis has been insane"

by farterfarterstink June 16, 2023

Metamechanics

A speculative or philosophical approach examining the foundational principles, assumptions, and limits of classical mechanics (Newtonian physics). It asks: What do concepts like "force," "mass," and "causality" truly mean? Why do Newton's laws work so well, and where do they break down? It’s the "physics of physics" at the macro scale, questioning the rulebook we take for granted before diving into the math. It's the bridge between the practical engineering of mechanics and the deep philosophy of physics.

Example: A physicist pondering whether "force" is a real entity in the world or just a useful mathematical bookkeeping tool for tracking momentum changes is engaging in Metamechanics. They’re not calculating trajectories; they're investigating the ontological baggage of the equations they use every day.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Logical Metametabiases

The most meta level of bias: biases about biases about logic—systematic distortions in how we think about our thinking about logical systems. Logical MetaMetabiases occur when we develop theories about logical biases that are themselves biased, creating infinite regress of reflection. They include: assuming we can fully escape logical bias; treating awareness of bias as immunity to it; using meta-analysis as a way to feel superior rather than to understand; creating hierarchies of bias-awareness that become new biases. Logical MetaMetabiases are what happen when reflexivity becomes its own form of blindness—when knowing about bias becomes a way of not seeing your own.

Logical Metametabiases "He's read all the books on logical biases, so now he thinks he's immune. That's Logical Metametabias—using knowledge of bias as a shield against self-examination. Knowing about bias doesn't eliminate it; it just gives you new ways to be biased about bias. The meta-level isn't escape; it's just another level. Thinking you've transcended bias is the ultimate bias."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026

r/metalmemes

A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans Child while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma

Average r/metalmemes “elitist” (poser): hey what bands do you listen to?
Chad metal elitist: black sabbath and sabaton, wbu??
Average r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWWW WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO A BETTER BAND LIKE ASSWIPE OF SATANS PUSSY WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS CORRIDOR

by my latest post isnt ragebait June 7, 2025