messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.

Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.

by Cameljoe June 9, 2014

messy bitch

A messy bitch who lives for drama

I'm a real messy bitch- a liar, a scammer. I love robbery AND fraud. I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama

by HotCheetosLover007 July 19, 2016

Messy pod

Macdoesit and MikeMGTV’s podcast

Let’s listen to Messy pod

Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!

Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!

…

Should we do our segments
Yeah sure

Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)

…(Mac does his segment)

It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh

…(Mike does his segment)

How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched

by Gay.14159265 January 28, 2021

messy female

Someone who has the want to stir up drama, so they feel the need to go around spreading rumors and lies just to create mess. they are willing to put friendships on the line, just to start shit. they will spread your business around and lie to your face about it

That messy female teresita coleman told my business about me and my boyfriend, so i kicked her ass!

by bre.the.don November 20, 2009

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

Messy Pod

A messy ass podcast (see title) that relies on segments and alcohol to pull them through. Hosted by a gay, black, award winning YouTuber named Mac and a Jersey hunk who stuck bread up his ass on live TV named Mike. Warning: the podcast is very messy and very gay.

Have you listened to Messy Pod on Spotify?
Lmao yeah, it's really messy.
Yeah, but it's hilarious.

by dannyisntalive January 27, 2021

messyourself

the best the funniest youtuber in this planet doesent do it for views acts like we are his friends which is really cool and most importantly he is very underrated

yo this is messyourself dont mess with him

by THE BLACK MAN FROM THE HOOD March 20, 2019