merp

a word to say when you dont know what so say

Person 1: lol
Person 2: merp.

by shhommeeoonnnee May 21, 2012

merp

A word to say whenever you feel like it.

Person 1: *asks how you are feeling*
Person 2: "just...merp"

by tarheel93 October 1, 2013

Merp

The act of being sad

I miss my beautiful girlfriend. Merp.

by The Nicky June 11, 2015

Merp

anything and everything. It is a way of life.

I'm feeling merp.
OR
That was such a merp moment.
OR
#merpgang4life

by SEXYLEXI_7 April 27, 2012

Merp

The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.

Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......

by BetchSlap January 3, 2013

Merp

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.

1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp

by THE ONE WHO DEFINES November 8, 2009

merp

a cute, awkward sound that makes people look at you funny when you say it, but in a good way. it makes you feel good.

Joe: Merp! (high pitched voice)
Joey: What the?
Joe:Merp!
Joey: actually, that was cute!

by Merp lover November 7, 2012