The merger of equals between Mercedes and Chrysler. 10 years later they're F-ing broke and Mercedes is trying to drop them like a bad habit.
by OoTLink March 26, 2007
From a company merger, a disease known as “merger fatigue” occurs when an employee (which epidemic quickly spreads to others) of the “mergered” company will lose their job at some unscheduled yet certain time in the near future causing disorientation with this lengthy process. As the Trojan horse is rolled in, sharks circle the dead carcass limp in the deep waters of the corporate world for a feeding frenzy; weariness of an employee due to the diminution and irritability of the fact that one’s once prominent work has been diminished to the repetitive conditions of detailing so other’s may receive credit and take over that work.
Sometimes companies move too slowly because of “merger fatigue”, where employees tire of the rigors of concentrated focus and continuous effort. That, in turn, slows movement and progress, and what should take one or two months to accomplish ends up taking a year.
Sometimes companies move too slowly because of “merger fatigue”, where employees tire of the rigors of concentrated focus and continuous effort. That, in turn, slows movement and progress, and what should take one or two months to accomplish ends up taking a year.
How does this work? I would have never thought of this – something so complicated yet made so simple. We need to have this, can you show us all you know? Policy dictates we comply; yet “merger fatigue” blames the CEO of selling us out for millions in several years of large bonuses and salaries, and a position on the Board of Directors of the purchasing company, while company employees get severance pay only if they stay to complete the company dismantlement and absorption, and providing cooperation with the other company’s employees to complete this task. - Thinking: Corporate America Nowadays, Corporate Greed, Golden Parachute, Who's the Last One To Turn Out The Lights?!?
by cheyenne bodie July 22, 2009
The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?
Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/
The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
Johnny: Caught?
Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/
The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
by Smart4Life February 10, 2017
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
"fruit mergers is fuego"
by primord_ial February 25, 2023
A roblox game about merging fruits, where moderators constantly admin abuse and the developers ruin the game.
Bob: "Have you played Fruit Mergers Remastered yet James?"
James: "I have, I merged fruit up to the Watermelon, but all my progress was ruined by a moderator! The recent update introduced so many bugs, it is hard to play."
James: "I have, I merged fruit up to the Watermelon, but all my progress was ruined by a moderator! The recent update introduced so many bugs, it is hard to play."
by Fruit Machine 9000 March 03, 2023