Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

Mercenaritis

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis

by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010

Mercenary

A 'mercenary' is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict and is motivated to take part in the hostilities by the desire for private gain. The term 'mercenary' is also used to describe the army itself.

He hired an army of mercenaries to fight the battle for him, paying them money.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.

by Soulhaiena February 10, 2014

meleena

The most sexiest girl in the world. Boy are attracted to her and she does the best sex but don't fuck with her. She is a bad ass and will do anything for you. She is one in a million. She is a keeper. Has a nice ass

Meleena is coming to the club tonight.

by Meleena June 23, 2014

mereana

A unicorn that flys over the earth and likes to eat chicken nuggets

Swag mereana

by Thadymanter October 20, 2014

troll mercenary

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....

....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....

by troll akbar May 13, 2016

Mercenary

The mercenary is a professional wrrior, who is often hired as a skilled defender or fighter. Mercenaries go out to the highest bidder, and lack any sense of honor, but they are very skilled at fighting, often relying upon their cache of dirty tricks to defeat an opponent. Mercenaries are not very trustworthy, and often will switch alliances in the midst of a battle.

Mercenaries swept across the land, only to be rehired by those once their enemies.

by Detranova August 11, 2003