megbert

The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.

Yesterday when I was taking a shit I exclaimed “MEGBERT” just to get that last turd out.

by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

by bigdonnie April 12, 2008

membertou

a community within the boundries of Sydney ..Its beautiful people and the cleaniness keeps bringing back people from around the world .

membertou trade centre

by mb2 May 16, 2007

MERGERT

a jerk..somebody that does something to make u mad..or say..can be childish or petty..use wisley..can be said in a playing manner..

WHY DID SHE GOOGLE THAT BABY AND SAY IT WAS HERS--UGH SHE'S SUCH A MERGERT

by KELLYKELLS |IRD| August 5, 2009

Mervert

A mervert is a pervert and a molester mixed together.

Friend: "That molester they just put in jail is such a pervert!"
You: "So, he's a mervert?"
Friend: "Totally!"

by Epic Fail Facepalm December 30, 2011

mervert

a pervert who is only interested in looking at males; obstensibly male or female, but probably male

Quit watching me while I shower, you fucking mervert!

by Increasetheheatonthestreet. September 20, 2005

Mervert

A Mitch (Male Bitch) and a pervert

Jake: John is just too mitchy and sexually possessed
Nino: yeah he's a Mervert

by Kips August 31, 2014