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menka

A girl holding a badge of awesomeness and attitude difficult to impress strange at times beautiful and witty
Menka is way out of your league if u fail to make her smile
by Aviroy May 2, 2018
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Menked

When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
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Menuet

v. An action normally found in internet chat rooms, forums , Ventrilo and Teamspeak servers; When a female changes the subject at hand to something that is completely off-topic.

n. A female in Ventrilo and Teamspeak servers that enjoys changing the subject at random to divert attention to something or someone else.
v. "Andrea pulled a Menuet on the campus forums."

n. "That new girl in the channel is a Menuet."
by Puck's Sister January 5, 2007
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menu

Another term for the list or lineup of bands/performers playing at a music festival
You see that Wakarusa menu yet?
by white d'angelo August 16, 2015
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Dollar menu hoe

A female who performs sexual favors for a cheap meal consisting of items off of the dollar menu.
Person 1: How was your date with Janice?

Person 2: Great that Beotch was a dollar menu hoe.
by Jay Mizzle January 15, 2008
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menudo

Awesome Mexican soup made with tripe (beef stomach,) hominy, chile peppers, onions, cilantro, oregeno, and a splash of lime. Some like menudo served with tortilla and "con pata"--which means with a pig's foot in there too. Menudo is traditionally eaten on Saturday mornings and has been known to cure the common hangover.
Dude, I'm gonna have a bowl of menudo and then take a little nap.
by Mack C January 16, 2007
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McNuke

A special type of nuke that is to be used on a person who violates the N.A.P. ( non-aggression principle ).

Typically used by anarcho-capitalists.
Joe took a step on my lawn yesterday without my consent, so he's now McNuked. But I think I'm out of McNukes now, so if you'll excuse me, I gotta go farm some bitcoins.
by userhandlegoeshere January 30, 2020
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