Proverb
1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.
2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action
1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.
2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action
Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start
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Get the Megasex mug.One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
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I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.
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Get the Megasexual mug.Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
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See also whooping cough.
See also whooping cough.
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