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Mellen

A fruit that is juicy and delecious. aka melon.
usally 'mellen' refers to a very bubbly person,
wow, that girl is always smiling, she is definetly a mellen!

yumm, these mellens are so goood.
by JuStDaNcEallnight February 10, 2010
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Mellencramps

Extreme abdominal pain and discomfort caused by listening to terrible adult contemporary rock music. In most cases, the sufferer may experience sharp gas-pains, diarrhea, bloating, foul smelling flatus, nausea, and dizziness.
In some extreme cases, depression with thoughts of suicide have occurred.
While browsing through the carpet store, I noticed a Billy Joel song playing. I had to leave because I was experiencing a severe case of Mellencramps. I drove to my friend Rick's apartment, and promptly used his toilet to relieve myself.
by SweetBill February 11, 2009
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mellencamp

To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."
Man I just took a mellencamp!
by therealstatz July 5, 2009
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John Mellencamp

A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".

"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"
Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!

Other cool guy: Ouch!!

Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.
by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017
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Mellen

LOUD, inconsiderate, trouble making, room hogging, unclean fruit that is native to the Colorodo area.

May become tangled up with with large tielars.
I hate mellens in a bunch, I hate mellens for lunch, I hate mellens in my room. lazy mellens cant use a broom.

Mellens on the bus and always making a fuss...Mellens, just get away from us !
by Trouble maker April 8, 2009
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mellenium homo

Like calling a person or something 'gay' but with a stronger emphasis. Likening the gayness to that of the world's for the past few years.
epopolinsky's whole style is some serious mellenium homo.
by tensai June 3, 2004
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Mellencamp

The opposite of a cougar
That lady's too young and hot to be a cougar; she's still a Mellencamp.
by Civixen March 9, 2008
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