premium mediocre

Attempts at being upscale when you have little clue what class really is. An attempt to be fancy, when it's in fact little more than a polished meh. A little splurge to get fancy, when it's flexing a little bit of status from spent money more than achieving a high standard of quality. Still essentially mediocre, but with some fancy frills polishing the appearance without substantial improvement.

Originally coined by Venkatesh Rao in 02017 "Premium mediocre is the finest bottle of wine at Olive Garden." it has quickly spread from Twitter throughout the intarwebz.

"I wanted to impress her, so I took her to a fancy restaurant." "Yeah bro? Like where?" "Red Lobster" "Man, that ain't fancy, that's just premium mediocre."

McMansions are about as premium mediocre as you can get.

by wurmspwn October 24, 2019

Mediocity

Mat "Pookie" Swingle's favorite "word", which in fact isn't a word at all. It was just mediocrity misspelled on a Panda Express fortune cookie that Mat found when he was 12.

Mat showed me the fortune cookie paper while we were hanging out one day. It said, and I quote, " Be broke or be wealthy, but never accept mediocity."

by ExMar1n3G0n3C0p February 26, 2018

Meliodas

a short ass blonde-haired sonic looking badass if you touch him he will full counter your face into oblivion. meliodas is also the biggest simp of all time, he dated the same woman for 3000 years

some dude: hey dude you suck
meliodas: full counter

by bob_the_cop January 27, 2021

mediocrement

n. It's like a compliment, but not. But it's also not an insult.

3 examples of a mediocrement:

"Hey, you're not the grossest person I've ever met!"
"Well, you didn't miss ALL the pins on your last bowl."
"Here, have a participation trophy."

by spartacusrc3 June 6, 2013

Mediocrates

pron. a person of average of below-average intelligence or skill who claims to be an expert.

Leslie pontificated incessantly about her surfing exploits, but the dopers at Mavericks knew her as Mediocrates.

by jj bizzippo May 4, 2008

Mediocre

Not good, not bad, but a negative term nonetheless. Often used to describe something that is average, but was expected to be much better.

She was a mediocre student who could have been much better.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

melior community academy

One of the shittest schools in Scunthorpe and there’s no shock people fail their GCSEs when they come here. It’s also full of fake ass bitches and girls who think they’re the Shit.

Guy: did you go to Melior Community Academy?
Guy 2: ye I did...sadly

Guy: no wonder you failed your GCSEs man

by Rick&Morty Lover123 August 28, 2019