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Midiocrity 

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.
The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.
Midiocrity by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome 

A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.
I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.

Metrocity 

An outfit or article of clothing that is so Metrosexual that is is deemed a Metrocity. A metrosexual atrocity.
Eleanor: " Did you see Ryan try to pull off that scarf??"

Colin: "Oof, what a metrocity!"
Metrocity by Linnn Linnn October 28, 2009

mediocrity 

The most insiduous influence on the young is not violence, drugs, tobacco, drink or sexual perversion, but our pursuit of the trivial and our tolerance of the third rate.
i dont think outside the square, in fact, i wasnt aware that there was a square, i just shutup and eat my media and dont want to think for myself.

take away mainstream media andperhaps people wouldnt succumb so unknowingly to a life of mediocrity
mediocrity by common August 4, 2006

train of mediocrity 

The people in the back of the pack during a multiplayer Mario Kart race. The 3rd place player is usually considered the "conductor", and everyone behind him is part of the train. The reason for the label "mediocrity" is that farther back player always get much better items that allow them to "cheaply" make up ground. A common scenario is that 1st and 2nd will be skillfully sparring for first place,and blue shell comes from the back of the pack and destroys the leaders. While they are the down the "conducter" and his "train" will pass the more skilled players while making whistling sounds.
(often spoken in a sarcastic tone)
So Dave, you conducting the train of mediocrity today?

mediality 

A perceived reality influenced through media that one is exposed to. With growth of social media networking sites one could create a mediality to others based on the user generated content they display and links they share to commercial content of personal interest thereby creating mymediality.
For example if one only consumes sports and local news media specific to a region then their opinions of things could be quite different than one who consumes only international news and genre specific entertainment, then these two individuals would have a differing "mediality".
mediality by tvmediadude November 28, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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