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meat wagon 

A young man who believes that the two greatest things in life are beating ass and pounding ass. Often times they are found frequenting the gym, sporting events, and college/ladies night at Miller's Ale House. Can be described as all brawn and no brains. Will hit on best friend's girl friends, fart at waitresses, sleep with war pigs and have no limitations to sexual debauchery.
Yo man, you just farted at that waitress. Stop being such a meat wagon!

OR

Guy A:Dude, lets go to the gym before we go out and drink Keystone light with college girls.
Guy B: You are such a wagon.
meat wagon by J303 February 12, 2008

meat wagon 

gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.
Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.
meat wagon by Hubert Buckwild March 13, 2010

Meat wagon 

Your typical high school student that drives a pickup and fucks a lot of Pussy in it.
Yea the boy jacob gives a lot of girls a taste of his meat in his meat wagon
Meat wagon by This boi January 16, 2017

Meat Wagon 

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.
I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.
Meat Wagon by Aluminium March 16, 2009

meat wagon 

The Caribbean word for a hearse.
I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.
meat wagon by Boopsie_boo October 21, 2013

Meat Wagon 

A gay orgy on a bus or an rv
Terry: Hey I signed up for that meat wagon on thursday
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.
Meat Wagon by very accurate May 29, 2017