meat wagon

A young man who believes that the two greatest things in life are beating ass and pounding ass. Often times they are found frequenting the gym, sporting events, and college/ladies night at Miller's Ale House. Can be described as all brawn and no brains. Will hit on best friend's girl friends, fart at waitresses, sleep with war pigs and have no limitations to sexual debauchery.

Yo man, you just farted at that waitress. Stop being such a meat wagon!

OR

Guy A:Dude, lets go to the gym before we go out and drink Keystone light with college girls.
Guy B: You are such a wagon.

by J303 February 12, 2008

meat wagon

gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.

Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.

by Hubert Buckwild March 13, 2010

meat wagon

The Caribbean word for a hearse.

I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.

by Boopsie_boo October 21, 2013

Meat Wagon

Another term used when refering to an ambulance carrying patients. Also something you yell out when it tears past you.

All the traffic pulled over and when the ambulance drove by I leaned out my window and yelled, "MEAT WAGON!!!!"

by Big Poppa 1984 November 25, 2004

Meat wagon

Your typical high school student that drives a pickup and fucks a lot of Pussy in it.

Yea the boy jacob gives a lot of girls a taste of his meat in his meat wagon

by This boi January 16, 2017

Meat Wagon

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

by Aluminium March 16, 2009

Tennessee Meat Wagon

A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.

“Bro, why are you limping?”

“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”

by Mr. Meat Wagon April 14, 2021