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mantime day

Mantime day is celebrated march 14th. Traditionaly it's a day for women treat a guy for a steak dinner and a blow job.
I can't believe after I bought you chocolate and took you to dinner last month that you forgot Mantime day!
by akgn March 14, 2010
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Beer Mean Time

Time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. Instead of basing time upon Greenwhich Mean Time (GMT) , there is BMT, Beer Mean Time.
Hey David, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it's a quarter till 2 in Beer Mean Time.
by Jaywood October 30, 2008
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Greenwich Mean Time

Time created by four scientists who plot at that observatory in Greenwich, and they’re all kinda like “The Old Gits” offa Harry Enfield, all running around rubbing their hands together. They’re so mean, they think…Hmm, what can we do to really piss people off? I know, we’ll change time! Yes! Twice a year. In the summer, we’ll put all the clocks forward! That’ll really fuck things up! People’ll arrive late for meetings and work! And trains’ll be delayed, ‘cause the drivers’ll forget
t’get up. Ha ha what fun! And ‘cause we’re mean, we’ll give them an extra hour! And they’ll all get up an hour early! And realise they could of had another hours kip! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa haaaaa haaa haaa haaa!
by Beadle September 29, 2003
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Mantime

Masturbation.

Can also be "Woman-Time"

First coined by S-Dot in reference to P-Dot.
Yo, Dot, are you having mantime?

Today, I dribbled a little bit because I've been having too much mantime.

My girlfriend hates when I have mantime.
by Mass Debator February 24, 2009
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Mantime (v. Shrekungus)

Mantime is when fellow men, boys, and the male gender get it on.

For example, the conductor of the definition, Shrekungus, did Mantime with his fellow colleagues by fapping to burgers and guitar, eventually following with Netflix and Chill.
Dude, did you hear Ben and Izaiahs last Mantime (v. Shrekungus) session?! They are now in the hospital after that!
by Eliza-Lit77 February 23, 2019
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mealtime dolphin

The act of seeing if Urban Dictionary will accept a completely made up phrase.
Person 1: Hey man, been checking out Urban Dictionary lately, cool site!
Person 2: Yeah, bro. Hit a mealtime dolphin last week.
Person 1: No way!
by Mr. Mealtime D. November 4, 2023
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