metabolism

the externalisation of the infinite in finite Nature

the condition for the possibility of the existence of infinitude

Metabolism is the interaction between finitude and infinitude.

by endomorphosis January 10, 2021

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

fast metabolism

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner

“Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism”

by mymii November 28, 2021

slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

fast Metabolism

U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u

Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat

by anonymous September 13, 2020

manual metabolism

T1D (Type 1 diabetes mellitus) It’s kinda like you drive an automatic, but I gotta clutch (test my blood sugar) and shift (inject or infuse insulin) if I wanna go (eat).

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People who grab a McD’s without needing to obsess about their blood sugar don’t have manual metabolism. They may try to empathize but eventually get bored or distracted.

by treeguywussp January 13, 2023

Thermodynamical Metabolism

Essentially the same as Metabolical Thermodynamics, but from the opposite perspective: using living metabolism as the prime example to study and test non-equilibrium thermodynamic theories. It's the physics department's approach, where the cell is the most fascinating heat engine in the universe—a self-repairing, replicating machine that temporarily and locally battles entropy. Life becomes the ultimate case study for how complex order can emerge from energy flow.

Example: "The physics colloquium on 'Thermodynamical Metabolism' described a human as a 'walking dissipative structure.' We exist to turn ordered chemical energy into heat and waste, accelerating universal entropy in a beautifully complex way. It was the most profound and depressing description of lunch ever."

by Dumu The Void January 30, 2026