Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

by Rihanyce May 23, 2010

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Call me!

"Call me" means "call me". It does not mean anything else. When spoken by a woman to a man it does not, for example, mean; "I want to go out with you". It does not, as the man often thinks, mean; "I find you devastatingly attractive". Once he calls, he has done exactly what she told him to do. She has gotten acknowledgement that he finds her desirable, which is what she wanted. When she does not take his call, and does not call him back, he thinks... "But... she told me to call her". He is 100% correct.

Here's my mobile. Here's my email. Here's my work number. Call me!

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Call me

The two words, six letters that represents so much more than a period ever could. It is the dagger that ends confrontations and conflicts. Meaning exactly the opposite of actually "call me".

It is also highly frowned upon if recipient of a "call me" hammer actually calls sender.

Kevin: Man, I don't know why you think you're hot shit, I never see you pick up girls.

Paul: I don't know why you're even talking right now, last time you touched pussy you were crawling out of your mom, last time I got pussy I was burying it in your mom. Call me.

by Paul Vixon March 1, 2010

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Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

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Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

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