Mcgriddle

To Mcgriddle; When a woman sits her warm golden lips on a mans face smoothering him with her savory juices, just long enough to leave an imprint of the golden arches on his forehead.

How about a Mcgriddle tonight?

by Kelbone September 27, 2007

McGriddle

A McGriddle is where two white women (The Buns) press their buttocks together while syrup is poured in between, then a black man (The Sausage) sticks his penis in between with the syrup.

"Okay! The syrup is poured! Stick it in between us so we can make a McGriddle!"

by WumboManDLX May 28, 2023

mcgriddle bob

when you fu*k up. its wat you will be known as. also if you order the wrong thing at mcdonalds.

When did we ever get mcgriddle bob?

by Jose Dat Rican Ya Digg May 21, 2008

mcgriddle face

Hispanic slur, means you look like you eat at Mcdonalds for breakfast instead of iHop.

Highly offensive.

"what? where do you get breakfast? mcdondalds???"
"no..."
"you look like you'd get breakfast at mcdonalds, mcgriddle face"

by hotcakes59 March 7, 2017

Battle for Caution's McGriddle

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

by Marguerite117 October 2, 2021

Douche Mcgriddle

One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.

Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.

by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005

greasy mcgriddle

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.

Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.

by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023