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jerkface mcdouchebag

Someone who may often be described as a:
1.Jerk
2.Douche

Hence the term, or popular nameThanks to Tiffany Delmez, "Jerkface McDouchebag"
1.Zac Jones #1 Jerkface McDouchebag
2.Lauren's Mother
3.Morgan's entire Ebb's side of the family
3. I mean 4.
5.Cynthia French-Dennis

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by Audrie™ June 4, 2008
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referee mcdouchebag

a douchebag watching a sporting event who either consistently insults the referees' decisions, or, even just once, calls the referee a zebra. These people falsely believe that they are funny or righteous when in reality, everybody find him to be annoying.
referee mcdouchebag: HEY ZEBRA! ARE YOU BLIND? THAT'S A PENALTY!

Alex: I wonder if that guy realizes nobody thinks he's cool. I'd like to kick that guy in the teeth.

Greg: No kidding. He's definitely a referee mcdouchebag.
by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011
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Douchey McDouchebag

What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...
Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.
by Quellie Quel February 10, 2014
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MC douchebag

The act of whining on every single forum in the entire internets because MC models have to wait a couple of days more for a jailbreak.

More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010
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Shitface McDouchetard

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011
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Mr. McDoucheSwag

A title for a person (primarily male) who exhibits not only general rudeness (hence the "douche" part of the name) but also either A. Uses the word swag too often or B. Exhibits a love of and focus on his own swag. The name is similar to "Swaggot" and "Douche-bag" but with the added annoyance of having an obsession with swag and swagger.
Man 1: Hey, I'm going to pop some pussy, but keep my snapback on! Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!
by sexybanana August 26, 2013
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Douchie McDoucheParrot

This is an annoyingly infuriating (and yet so insignificant it is almost unworthy of mention) satellite of it's larger master. This lesser or minor douchie serves to bolster it's host's confidence and morale by reinforcement-by-mimic the host's words and actions. This diminutive annoyance is only seen accompanying a Douchie, Douche, Douchepirate or Douchie McDouche. It is worthy to note that this is not a singleton or honorific designation; there may be multiple doucheparrots accompanying a larger douchebag.
That douchie at GI JOES had entrained several douchie mcdoucheparrots to keep harassing me and my GF over this expensive bag.
by chris mcneglidouche January 9, 2008
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