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damn McClure

A phrase numerous people shout out when an unfortunate event occurs with nobody to blame.
Ryan: "Hey chad go on youtube."
Chad: "I can't the internets down."
Ryan: "Damn McClure!"
by DeTurk October 9, 2008
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Jackson McClure

A faggot that smells bad and nobody likes. Niggers smell better.
Holy fuck Jackson McClure is a clusterfuck in itself.
by CowboysBetter420 September 25, 2019
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McChurger

"Oh my gosh. You don't know what the McChurger is? Bun patty bun chicken bun patty bun?"
by fartbox September 29, 2009
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McClure

–verb (used without object)
1. To get shithammered drunk with the intentions of causing a scene. Often resulting in walking home on your own accord whilst mad for no legitimate reason from Fresno's Tower district to Northern Fresno.

2. Never graduating from College and moving to Bakersfield, California.

-noun (initial capital letter)
1. McClure is Supreme.
"Do you need a ride home Ryan?"

"Nah nigga I'm straight, I'm gonna pull a McClure and throw Jon's school books on the side of the street and then tell him to fuck off and walk home."

"Cool, be easy."
by hollaRDUB April 30, 2009
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McClung

Derived from Milwaukee Brewer Seth McClung's Sept. 2007 beanballing of St. Louis Cardinal Albert Pujols.
1. An exclamation indicating that someone has just been nailed.
2. A verb meaning nail or pwn.
1. "That's what your mom said. McClung!"
2. "All you bitches are gonna get McClunged in your Pujols!"
by Mohammed Goldberg June 20, 2008
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McChurger

A very heavy, yet fulfilling, treat made from a combination of a McDonalds Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken, both being off the Dollar Menu. To create this little guy, all one has to do is remove the bun from the McChicken and place the meat between the two patties of the Double Cheeseburger. This snack is commonly enjoyed by people with intense munchies. A final caveat: Consuming a McChurger is arguably among the top ten most unhealthy food-related decisions one could make. Reports of severe stomach cramps or even heart attack are not uncommon.
Jacabo: Dude, you know what we should do tomorrow? We should go out to breakfast because we can, because we ain't got no school.

Henri: Dude I'm kind of short on money.

Jacabo: So dude? We can freaking Dollar Menu it. We'll get a McChurger for breakfast.

Morton: What's a McChurger? What's a McChurgergergerger?

Jacabo: It's umm, umm...hey, hey watch the crumbs there. Watch the crumbs there, Ralph Macchio, alright?

Morton: Watch the crumbs there, Rockamachino!
by Juan Digeo February 12, 2006
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Fuckbag McClure

A title or name applied to a person who takes his or her application of stupidity, malice, or simply being an asshole to such overblown and exaggerated levels that it is almost awe-inspiring.
I cannot believe that guy cut me off, ran up over the curb, and then verbally assaulted that old lady for trying to avoid being ran over! He must be Fuckbag McClure!

For he is Fuckbag McClure! The Qwisatz Haderach of assholes!
by Exxos April 30, 2010
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