McClurg

A euphemism for an adult male, usually over 30 years of age, who holds a dead end job paying no more that 30,000 dollars per year. A McClurg may also live with his mother, or at least in the basement of a relative. Another defining characteristic of a McClurg is a heavy five-o-clock shadow that never seems to go away no matter how much he shaves.

Man, my teacher is such a McClurg.

by El Tercer September 25, 2006

Mcclurg

Verb

1. To take completely the opposite view to the rest of intelligent society in order to be awkward and provoke a reaction.

Example
A - "Hey, all the Jews deserved to die in the holocaust, I mean overpopulation was a real problem back then anyway!"
B - "Oh you young scoundrel, I see you're doing your hourly Mcclurg again!"

A - "Global warming is obviously not an issue and doesn't effect me in the slightest!"
B - "Oh you! That Mcclurg was particularly fine today my good chap!"

by PHH1 November 25, 2013

McClurg

Honorable Scottish people. Loyal and respected. Hardworking, reliable and committed people. They may be too nice, however are watchful to those who may be leeches. To have it all you have to love it all. McClurg’s love it all and it shows through their dedication in to work hard at loving themselves and others, valuing family over friendships, speaking up, and to doing the right thing when no one is looking.

“Wow, every person on that house boat is family? You all function so well together!”

“It’s the McClurg way.”

by SHEshellz March 02, 2020

Wendell McClurg

A Fucked up haircut. Something that resembles a Bowl cut and a fade, usually done by a dumbass barber in Ohio

How did that dude pull Brianna he has a Wendell McClurg for a Haircut.

by Vexent January 09, 2023