mcdiddle

a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.

mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.

by brittany warhol January 10, 2011

McDiddler

A creepy old man that works at McDonalds and tries to pick up kids while working.

Man that McDiddler that just gave me my food slipped his phone number in the bag....what a deusch berry.

by stuart Flinders March 9, 2006

Douche Mcgriddle

One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.

Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.

by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005

Chronic McFiddleberry

a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-wang (the dangler, wiener, ballsncock, brad pitt)

"dude, i totally caught james being a chronic mcfiddleberry last night!"

by wanna touch my fag?!! Wiener! June 28, 2008

McGriddle

Nick name for someone who was once in shape but gained a bunch of weight and is now obese

-Hey why is everyone calling Ryan "McGriddle?"

-Oh, because he was in shape a long time ago, but ate too many things from McDonalds.

by tallboone October 7, 2009

McDiddlescroot

A sexual act involving a rapid transition from hand play to mouth play and, finally, full genital play. The entire transition usually occurs in less than 30 seconds.

I went to this girl's house to watch a feature film and before I knew it we had already completed a McDiddlescroot.

by Yiss June 9, 2017

McChinkles

When a Chinese individual goes to McDonald's hoping to order egg on wok, but finds that they only serve American fast food. They then usually proceed to spout obscenities in their native tongue and accidentally drive their car into the building.

McD employee: Hello, what can I get for you today?
Chink: I wourd rike egg on wok prease and thank yous.

McD: Bruh we don't sell that shit. Order a fish filet or something.
Chink: 他妈的你美国人去吃我的腹泻!!!!
McD: This isn't McChinkles, sir.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020