A holiday in which Caps Lock is kept on (Occurs every Monday) to appease the soul of Billy Mays. If the Caps Lock is not kept on, Billy Mays will rise from the dead and eat children souls on Tuesday.

OH GOD IT'S MAYS MONDAY! JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK ON, AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM!

Mays Monday by Pfkninenines September 11, 2009

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Mays Landing

Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.

Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.

Mays Landing by JK255 January 2, 2010

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mays demise

An asswhole on halo

Mays demise is an asshole because he is shotgun ninja

mays demise by Cogyboy April 20, 2018

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Mays Haddad

The most beautiful girl in the middle east,
She is a magnificent musician and a doctor to be.
Dresses wonderfully.

Mays Haddad go to her med classes at 8 o'clock.

Mays Haddad by Nabih November 22, 2021

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