maybeman

an individual of unknown gender. he might be a man, he might not be.

yo dude, check out the melons on that maybeman.

by Macello Carbrera December 9, 2008

MAYHEM

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The NEW state of NORMAL. Once defined as a "random act of destruction of violance", MAYHEM is now an everyday occurrence. Humans have mastered THE ART OF MAYHEM.

The worldwide state of Emergency continues and MAYHEM rules the streets

by The Art of Mayhem October 11, 2019

Maycee

Maycee is a beautiful girl. She likes to hangout with friends and her family. She is also athletic. Loves to be outside. If she tells you something you better not tell or you will lose her trust. And it is hard to get it back. Keep a Maycee close to you.

"What did Maycee tell you?"

"IDK. I cant tell you."

by Nobody100001 November 21, 2016

project mayhem

You don't talk about Project Mayhem

You don't talk about project mayhem .

by You don't talk about it February 19, 2009

Mayhem makers

The #1 Runescape Pure clan. We defeat Eop + Foe, commonly named Foeop every time we run in with them. Been #1 for the past 10 years of Runescape Clan history and Always will be. Mayhem Makers are currently the last standing pure clan of Runescape accepting only True pures.

Mayhem makers ran into Foeop last saturday. It was a complete massacre of Mithril and Adamant armour all over the ground and Every Member of the Mayhem makers made bank off of Foeop. Gwas indeed.

by 2inthepink May 12, 2011

Mayhem-cident

A type of accident that would make a great story and creates a significant amount of damage. When telling the story, one would paint a colorful picture that seems to be a chaotic-bound situation that results in mayhem.

Dean Winters, the All-State Mayhem Actor, would make it funny if the story was produced into a commercial by dry humor and witty remarks that are very blunt.

"Dude, I had a Mayhem-cident last night. I was minding my own business watching 'Dude, Where's My Car?' while driving and Ashton Kutcher T-boned me!" said Driver

"Good thing you saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico last week." Gecko

by NuetralNolan November 10, 2010

joyful mayhem

The hypocritical term used by the city of San Francisco regarding their baseball fans' celebration following the 2010 World Series victory over the Texas Rangers. Acts such as destroying property, lighting fires, alcohol, drugs and attacks against police are included. Local newspapers and residents desperately tried to save the city's image by spinning the riot into a playful, well-deserved, controlled festivity.

Had this happened across the Bay, it would have been called an all-out riot, sadistic chaos and the worst thing to happen to California since the Loma Prieta earthquake.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about the drama last night? Fools were jumping on cars, lighting trash cans on fire, throwing bottles at cops, the whole nine.
Person 2: Naw, I didn't hear of the riots. What a bunch of idiot thugs destroying the city! Where'd it happen?
Person 1: San Francisco.
Person 2: Oh, well then that's just joyful mayhem.

by positive motion July 7, 2011