maxedon

An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.

That Facebook post was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.

by animaltrainer April 11, 2020

apple maxed

A condition whereby you have more apple branded products than is justifiable or necessary.

With the new iPad she got from her bosses at work, the iPhone upgrade and the new MacBook, Clare felt completely apple maxed.

by Clarebear81 January 7, 2011

Maxed Out(To the Limit)

An incredible musical group, usually cosisting of male members who thoroughly enjoy "Big Time Rush"(Both the TV show and band)

Whoa, that Maxed Out(To the Limit) was really awesome at the show last night!

by MGomez14 October 26, 2011

Maxed

One of the most cringy and disgusting teams to ever disgrace MCPrison with their failure to Pay 2 win and still lose a reset.

A synonym for Bot as they are awful at anything they attempt

Mario: Hey, have you seen the prison team Maxed?
Serayne: Yeah, they're Bots LMFAO.

by MariBruh December 28, 2019

maxxd

1. To get blackout drunk, possibly from jello shots
2. To be fucked by a guy named Max

Man, that slampiece is about to get maxxd

by princessmaxina June 7, 2010

maxed

Destroying the food in front of you. There was not even a thought given to whether you would eat all that food, it just got maxed.

"Is there any pizza left?"
"Fuck no, we maxed that shit."

"Did you max all the jelly beans?"
"Yea, sorry dude."

"What did you guys do for lunch?"
"Maxed that chinese buffet."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

maxed out

To use to the limit; to fully exploit. Usually means to quickly spend a credit card up to the limit.

see also maxxed out

Bambi maxed out a credit card in one day while on a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus.

by ignor October 1, 2003