Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

Mason'd

Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.

"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."

by Garker39 March 2, 2021

Masochist

A person who enjoys, or takes pleasure, in feeling pain. The term is not necessarily sexual.

I think Charlie might be a masochist, Jane.

by wildcannon46 December 18, 2015

maison matthews indicator

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.

When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off

by RetardedWarrenBuffet September 1, 2020

Mansory

Another word for class, or to be rich

"That guy is so Mansory"

by It data April 20, 2021

Mason Effect

A global phenomenon whereby unseasonably warm weather prevents snow fall in otherwise alpine wonderlands.

We have been so looking forward to our ski holiday in Austria at the end of the year but fear that the Mason Effect will leave us with no snow to ski on.

by Tunnel November 21, 2011

Masochist

Markiplier

Mark Fischbach is a masochist

by Susan, destroyer of souls March 20, 2020