Mathstafarian

A Rastafarian who is qualified and trained in the art of Mathematics

“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
“Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”

by De True Mathstafarian September 20, 2018

mattstarrbate

1. To touch oneself while fantasizing about Matt Starr.
2. To give Matt Starr a handjob.

After his African Dance recital, I mattstarrbated all night long.

by littleonemolly January 2, 2011

malistapricious

Another word for getting hardcore wasted, only to be used on monday's however. malistapricious mondays

Its monday bitch, you know what they say... muthafucka malistapricious monday. Lets get loaded

by E-rock October 20, 2006

matisyahu

A Jewish Reggae rapper formerly known as Matthew Miller.

He is a former trouble maker turned Haisidic Jew.

He is also known for his great beatboxing skills.

Matisyahu spits mad rhymes.

by C_Dub January 7, 2006

Mathstake

To make an mistake in anything to do with numbers, whether directly to do with an equation of some sort, or to do with days of the week etc.

Pronounced "M'thstake", as if trying to say Mistake with a lisp.

Can be used to annoy people when they deliberately exaggerate a number to make their statement carry more weight or if they are being patronirical.

Guy - I did like 400 push ups before
Girl - I think you made a slight mathstake, I counted about 15.

by Jack A....... March 26, 2009

matisans

one of the best guys you will ever bang. likes to scratch, pull hair, bite and do just about anything kinky you can think of. he is very lovable and will give you his heart and his large cock. he usually likes to be on the bottom and if not, he penetrates hard and deep. all the girls he bangs cry with pleasure.

Matisans did me last night and i dont think i will ever do anyone else ever again.

Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.

I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.

by burgerking909 January 9, 2011

Mattstackin

One who forcefully inhaled queefs!

Damn Matt you have been Mattstackin all day!

by Jaygotthemoves June 28, 2020