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Matheu

An absolutely amazing person, the best friend or boyfriend you will ever have. Fantastic sense of humour. Often quiet but shines out as an extremely intelligent individual. Also a fantastic lover, but doesn't get around a lot, he saves it for the right girl. Good suits are Lauren's, Jessica's and Holly's.
Person 1: Wow, that guys really funny and quite sexy!

Person 2: He's a Matheu
by BananaIsland22 August 29, 2012
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Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.
I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.
by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010
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Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.
Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.
by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021
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Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.
Gay ass matheus
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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Matheuj

A Matheuj is a very unique person and will full send everything to make a name for himself, he is usually very attractive and cool and everything good, he probably has a nic addiction, and he is very easy to bece friends with, he is in conclusion a badass jit.
“Yo yk Matheuj” “Oh yea that one super duper cool guy
by wkmich January 23, 2022
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Matheus Lima

Fag who thinks he has awesome hair most times. Brazilian decent loves penis generally.
Wow he is a total Matheus Lima.

Dude! stop pulling a Matheus lima!
by Chimobes February 1, 2010
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Matheus

An idiot that thinks he is good at fifa and at everything. He is nice to all of his friends, but gets bitchy around his family.
That guy is a grumpy old Matheus.
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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