Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell

Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!

by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

Mitchell

Mitchell has a strong sense of right & wrong. He has countless friends by never making anyone feel "low on the totem pole or less than himself." Mitchell is a natural born leader with unlimited potential. This guy knows what cool means. He would not hurt anyone on purpose but nobody messes with this guy. He has an authoritative presence, knows how to set boundaries yet still protective and reassuring. He will listen to you. It's a challenge in itself to dislike Mitchell. Respect and ethics are not lost on this gentleman. We need more people in the world like him. I sincerely hope he recognizes his own remarkable traits & gifts.

Mitchell is a righteous dude.

by Bernadette Avis June 27, 2017

Mitchell

A wonderfull man who has a great heart, and will love you fro who you are, and not what you have. he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method. Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced. he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes. He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be. He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls.

He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers

"He's Such a Mitchell."

by Babydukez November 2, 2012

Mitchell Zhuk

A man; usually has a very kind sweet heart but very muscular appearance. His last name means a particular bug in Russian. He will always treat his girl right and makes her feel perfect. Also a life saver, the person with the best advice. He is very into spiritual stuff, it makes him so unbelievably awesome, he may not be human. His amazing talent and skill makes ovaries explode. These Mitchells are very rare to find. In fact, there is only one in this world. He is very interested in the military and is willing to join the marines. A very risky but brave choice. There is a girl he once saved, from her own destruction. He has the best heart in the world and the bravery of a soldier. You would be beyond lucky to find this person. He is also the sexiest being to walk on the surface on the Earth.

Girl: Hey mom. OMFG I FOUND A MITCHELL ZHUK. OMFG.
Mom: Hun! OMFG. LET ME FANGIRL WITH YOU.

Girl: OMG.
Mom: OMG.
Girl: OMG.

Mom: So describe this amazing Mitchell to me :3

by xSpiritzx April 28, 2013

Mitchell

Mitchell is super fucking hot. All the girls want him, but they never say anything because they are afraid he wont think their pretty. But In reality he is super nice and honestly the sweetest. He also loves video games.

I want mitchell

by Aliaya December 3, 2019

Mitchell

He's really really funny and can pretty much crack a joke at any time. He's so nice and thoughtful and cautious of everyone, but yet he sometimes can get a little salty... he's really cute and has great hair. Usually kind of shorter, brown hair and freckles.

He is the best at exposing or roasting people and tends to do it a lot. It's funny though. He's a really great guy and always knows how to cheer people up. He acts as if he's friends with everyone and a lot of people like him. He's considered shorter for his age as well.

He is great with ladies and always knows how to make the right moves. He is great at keeping on-going long-lasting relationships and hates to hurt someone. He is often called Mitch, by teachers and friends. It's a suitable nickname I suppose

Overall, Mitchell is the greatest guy anyone could meet and the best friend anyone could really ask for.

Guy 1: I'm so jealous of Mitchell

Guy 2: I know right! I wish I looked like that ...

by Hmm_66 April 27, 2017

Mitchell

Mitchell’s are kind people who are very stand off-ish but are very open once you get to know them. Mitchell’s preference to have a small friend groups and fucking hate all Connors with a passion. A Mitchell will always help a friends and Mitchell’s are very strong and scary. Always followed by women and Michaels (their best friends are usually called Michael) alike, he is a man that breathes cool. He has one of the Biggest dicks in any room (8 to 15 inches). They also get annoyed by Liams pretty easily.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: That’s Mitchell
Person 1: He’s so dreamy

by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019