mañanita

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera

Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop

by Debsdds May 13, 2020

mathnificent

Something that is both mathematical and magnificent at the same time.

Megan: Jessie! Look at my new trigonometry shirt!
Jessie: Gosh! You look mathnificent!

Tyler: I got a D- on my Algebra II test, what did you get?
Jessie: WOW! That grade is so NOT mathnificent. I got an A+

by poppypoppy October 27, 2010

Mahani

Being extremely intelligent

She's really a mahani, she got 100% in her test!

by Manyl June 5, 2020

chiko matali

-he thinks hes the shit
-he only gets ass from girls who are drunk
-he beats girls and then gets beaten by girls reference his junior year
-he is cock eyed..
-he would get lost in a black out.....
-walks like a pirate

you will hear chiko matali often say
"kp all day"
"nOo0oO"
"whatsgoodwitchyou"

please feel free to add to the list...

by heartdrew February 21, 2009

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Gud Marani

A girl who uses her vagina to fuck boys!

Riya : Ai ajke gud dia chud , thikache...Club er chele ta re!
Reem : Ami to gud marani dhabna choda...ami gud chud Korbo na to ki korbo...
Riya : Shera May to tui!

by xXxPOISON X April 16, 2020

Malani

Malani is your average outgoing, outspoken, goofy, beautiful,"one of the guys" type of girl. Dont hold back around malani because she is the most funnest person to be around, what ever you say might make her laugh until she turns red. you would want to lose a malani, your life wont be the same without her

Yo did you talk to Malani lately?
YEAH! she wouldn't stop say "RAWR XD" tho she's so cool to be around

by @thebeautyoall April 21, 2018