Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Mirror Masterbation

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

female masterbation

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

masterbation

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

by The Observer May 6, 2003

masterbacon

The act of masturbating during or after the consumption of delicious bacon (the candy bar of meats)

I can't believe Johnny got kicked out of Bob Evans for masterbacon at the table

by smell my fingers October 12, 2011

Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

by woundtight September 25, 2011