masturstalk

to masturbate while stalking someone

Jenny was shocked and horrified to discover Ron had been masturstalking her on facebook for several months.

by Angerthor February 21, 2011

mastertaste

the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor

Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.

by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011

Masterbatable

A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.

"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"

by SIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS January 31, 2007

MisterSatan

Derived from the synonymous internet legend. To possess a impish intelligence and sense of humor, especially when spread via the internet.

"That new B-23 virus that's out that turns all people's desktop items into various body parts.. that's so MisterSatan."

by Lemonkid May 21, 2004

mastergta11

mastergta11 is a non-gay non-pedo Minecraft gamer who has never ever sent pictures of his itty bitty dick to any underaged 15 year old boys ever in his entire career and is apart of the highly skilled group of Megawalls players called The Jungle. He is truly undefeated.

Hey look, there's mastergta11! I hope he eats out my boypussy and sends me pictures of his bush!

by Armstretcher guy May 5, 2020

Masturstalker

mas-ter-staw-ker
/ˈmastəˈstɔ kə/
Noun

Mas·tur·stalk·ed, Mas⋅tur·stalk·ing, Mas·tur·stalk.
1.
A person who excels in technique and execution of stalking while masturbating.

2.
A person who leaves a trail of slimy precum while following his/her victim(s).

"Have you ever masturbated to someone you stalked online/offline?"

"I'm sorry to say that you're a masturstalker."

by Caughtstalking May 11, 2018