by Jeffrey April 30, 2004
Get the the masseymug. Ok Kiddies, for this excercise, let's use "dan" as an example, shall we? As previously stated, not in so many words, "dan" is a basement dwelling, mutated, socially unacceptable troll. "dan" feeds on the slime that lines the sewer system. "dan" enjoys the company of dead people & shaven cats. "dan" doesn't like the hair, as it gets caught between the only 2 teeth he has. Massey's usually live in friend's basements, as they are so physically unappealing & foul smelling, they don't have the capability to keep a job.
"dan the massey" smells like some homeless dirty person's asshole on a hot summer day, after they had diarrhea.
by JizzleMyNizzle August 5, 2004
Get the the masseymug. Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.
by Jimmy Appleyard December 8, 2012
Get the The Masseymug. by JoMamaBitch August 5, 2004
Get the the masseymug. A “Massey” (short for “Christopher Massey”) is when you give out free Suboxone and then bitch about it later.
by Grover Thompson November 12, 2020
Get the Masseymug. by huhnerficker November 15, 2004
Get the the masseymug. A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.
by Lady's Man Sam February 6, 2020
Get the Paul Masseymug.