maslocation

mastubating in random locations.

man that maslocation last night was good, did it in a cave near the beach

by trippas August 14, 2010

Matlock

An older gentleman.

What's up with Matlock over there, smelling like Bengay and hitting on that little beesting?

by B-Rock 10 July 8, 2011

Matlock

A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.

1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"

"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"

by Satguru October 16, 2008

Matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 12, 2008

maglocked

to get whacked extremely hard

1.I maglocked Drew and a pile of flakes came out of his hair.
2.Angel maglocked Andreas and he did nothing about it.
3.I maglocked Boler's moms' pussy.

by John Hungwell May 9, 2005

Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

matlock

Someone befuddled or seemingly befuddled by technology.

You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?

by totessochmeeds May 24, 2012