Marzipan 

makes you wonder how homestar got a girlfriend and you didn't.

bleh.

Marzipan by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003

Marzipan 

1) a pastry of sorts, made of almonds, sugar, flour, and sometimes topped with cocoa powder. Doubles up as a sponge, kinda chewy, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
2) A hippie girl, girlfriend of Homestarrunner, who plays a guitar but plays it wrong, eats tofu and nothing except, and looks like some sorta baseball bat smashed through the top end of a huge purple bell.

Marzipan: Put that freakin' sandwich down!

Marzipan by unknown November 18, 2003

Marzipan 

An independant yet whiney skinny blond girl who doesn't seem to realize she could have anyone on of the guys to herself (see also: Uglypan)

Strongbad trying to do Marzipan's voice on her answering machine: "Hi Oh, hello Marzipan... start calling yourself Uglypan."

Marzipan by Aaron December 8, 2003

Marzipan 

The most bizarre and unique and cherished object in the world. Known for its extreme mystery. Also found in chocolate.

"Hey Whats up?", "Nothing much man...MARZIPAN!"

Marzipan by Bonerrrrrr April 2, 2009

Marzipan 

Homestar's girlfreind.
Looks kinda like a bell.
Has no arms.
Hippie.

Marzipan is a bell.

Marzipan by person yo-yo September 12, 2003

Marzipan 

A tasty German agg pastry. Usually in the shapes of letters.

Marzipan by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Marzipan 

Homestar's girlfriend, a seriously deformed character that's sweet, kind, nd an annoying bi- I mean, tree-hugger. She rocks. Yep.

Making Out With Marzipan!
The Cheat... the cheat...

Marzipan by Jigglyman January 13, 2003