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maryland

like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway
baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states
by StatesDude March 31, 2004
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maryland

To the moron who wrote the first definiton... DC ISN"T IN MARYLAND!!!! Take first grade geography before you post about something you are completely ignorant of.

Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...
JERSEY boy: "Hey MD sucks!"

Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."

NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."

Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"
by CrabsBeerFootball December 29, 2007
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maryland

ok, i was reading these definitions and i came to the conclusion that i have never heard anyone in my life say P-Town what a loser (Bamma 4 life). That was definitley not cool.

1. Everyone needs to stop referring to Maryland as "ghetto". Most people in Maryland are from Middle-Class America. Whether it be from lower or upper its still Middle.

2. Maryland is not just Annapolis or any other cracker-county or city you can think of. Where you eat crabs and sail on yatchs and love the Navy.

3. Maryland is divided up into 3 parts. DC Metro (PG,Montgomery,Northern Virginia also and maybe Fredrick county), Baltimore (Anne Arundel,Charles,Howard, Calvert,) and anything else that nobody wants to claim.

4. Even though Prince Georges county might be "ghetto" there is alot of contrast even in that county. You have the extremely rich and you have the 9th Ward (DC's Annex). P.G County is the richest black county in the Nation. Look it up.

5. Marylanders do not have accents. We just cant pronnounce the letter "R". Its Murrland. Drop that "Y" also thats how we can tell your from the north.
Maryland is one of the better states that was adopted into the union.
by Qu.Great November 16, 2006
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maryland

The state that has everything. Baltimore is real ghetto. The east is the southern part. The west is all mountainy and nice looking. There are suburbs, cities, and country. A kickass state in general, except for the sports. Orioles suck, and everyone wishes they didn't have to use DC as their teams for other sports. The only good team is the Ravens. Takoma Park is another ghetto near DC. DC has a screwed up economy because there are a lot of people living in it but nothing but government buildings. You can't find a good restaraunt or club or anything outside of Georgetown. Virginia is a really gay state though, its a downgraded version of Maryland's east coast, only not southern, just messed up. All the fine girls are in the cities of MD though. West Virginia is basically just a big piece of earth with people on it. The main point is to be better than Virginia, which it is.
Maryland is obsessed with sports, but has no sports teams. Not north or south. Just Maryland. Not suburbs or cities, both.
by KRSplat May 1, 2004
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maryland

A state where people say it can be kind of hard to understand us because of the accent. We don't usually pronounce d's in words unless its at the beginning or if we try to. We usually pronounce Maryland "murlin" or "marlin", thats our only difference in speaking so we don't have an accent really.

Maryland has Howard County which is pretty rich and we have Baltimore. And Baltimore isn't ALL ghetto, only the projects is. We have D.C. and I don't know if its ghetto because I don't live there. D.C. is like New York only boring as hell, yeah the fucking white house is there, who cares?! Not me! It's just a fucking building!

Anyway Maryland also has P.G. County which is rough, and very conveniently a catholic high school is voted there. My brother who went there saw a kid get stuck up for his northface and he ran away.

Also we have the greatest 2 towns for living here. Ellicott City (where I live) is the second. AND IT SUCKS ASS! I DON'T EVEN GET HOW ITS UP THERE! Ellicott City is a boring place next to a town with a mall, it also has a high asian population so people don't always get a lot of candy on halloween. The only things to do in Ellicott city is get driven to the mall to hang out with people or go to peoples houses.

Columbia (where I used to live) is the first, it is a pretty kickass place and its next to Ellicott, the population is very diverse and there's a mall and woods near every house so there is always something to do there.
Howard County is the only cool part of Maryland
by joe725 April 14, 2007
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maryland

The state I live in that really sucks.
I hate the state I live in which is Maryland.
by Nicole April 4, 2005
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maryland

virginia's canada. it's a mostly useless land to the north, has some very nice areas in the south, but is mostly known for it's pompous residents to the north.
canada has nice areas out west, but is better known for it's french canadians in the east.
by buggzy February 20, 2004
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