marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Mayumi

The most captivating woman you will ever meet. Everything about her is perfect. She's sophisticated, elegant, sweet, caring, and tells funny jokes. Occasionally she will forget to poor you sake, but that's okay because she skis like the wind.

Chef#1: "How come that man's glass is empty?"
Chef#2: "His girlfriend is pulling a Mayumi".

by fancy-san February 7, 2010

Marmite bullethole

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

by Original Steve September 30, 2007

Schrodinger's Marmite

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship

Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"

by Mr. E. Mann. June 27, 2013

marmik

An incredible guy. Finding success at a small age. Fighting with the unknown people of the world. Multi-talented. Loveable, Cool, Adventures, Supporting, All in one 😘.

Hey Marmik lets chill tonight

by Marmik May 2, 2018

Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

Masumi Max

An American fetish model of Korean and German descent. She is known for her many tattoos and her interest in several fetishes.
She is the premiere model for Pinup Girl Clothing.

Masumi Max is one of the sexiest women alive.

by johnnigirl April 28, 2009