mars

mars is an amazing person. even if they struggle with their own problems, they always come through. they do their best to help others while still taking care of themselves and they are so good at giving advice. they’ll never let you suffer alone. such an amazing friend and person. really funny too. though they are the “parent friend”, they also know how to have fun. also, they love math. they’ll do your math homework in a heartbeat. don’t let them consume lactose tho ☝️

“don’t let mars with the spoon alone, you know what happened last time”

by niko_nova November 20, 2021

mars

gay planet

bruh i ant going to mars no more that shit hella gay-

elong musk

by howareyou6 March 15, 2018

mars

mars is the absolute best friend in the world, but watch out, because you might find yourself in confusion about your feelings towards them, simply because they happen to be so handsome and intelligent it’s unreal. if you have a mars in your life you’re extremely lucky, as he is such a light in life and makes everything a bit more worth it

omg look hes so cool...his name must be mars

by Wambamthankyoumam-SsSniperwolf March 27, 2021

mars

a fucking weirdo who trys to hard to be funny

omg mars is so annoying

by ooohyuhhhh September 28, 2021

mars

someone who you should never date.

“ girl i got a boo! “
“ omg whats his name?? “
“ mars! “
“ DROP HIM. “

by mars malewife soonie October 17, 2021

Mar Mar

A woman with an absolute dump truck of a posterior. So thicc that she will have you acting up in church. When god made her he knew what he was doing. If the average person had 3 wishes two of them would be to smash and then 3rd wish would be for more wishes.

Mar Mar has an absolute dump truck of an ass. I would beat them cheeks like a drum.

Look at that Mar Mar over there

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Mar Mar

An otaku's nickname for the final boss of Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories and No 11. in Organization XIII.

Luxord: I swear, No. 14 is only second to my excessive amount of piercings.
Larxene: She also has my feminine charm.
Xaldin: She better not have some really obscure element like Zexion's illusion.
Zexion: Hey at least it's not as gay as Mar Mar and his flowers.
Marluxia: Don't Fucking Call Me Mar Mar!

by DoodooMan January 5, 2009